With no phone or TV to amuse myself this weekend, I’ve spent a disproportionate amount of the last two days on eBay. Who knew the internet would get boring if you spent too much time on it?

Here are a couple of treats I dug up this weekend – a vaguely Cavalli-looking lilac (!!) fringed (!!) suede (!!) dress and some extremely Givenchy SS11-inspired lace trousers. The lace on those beauts is so intricate, it reminds me of Rob Ryan cut-outs. Is there a woodland scene in there or am I tripping?

Buy the dress here

Buy the pants here