I wanted something a little more buxom for more vision of 8 Maids-a-milking. I sort of thought that the maids that the original song had in mind would probably look like Oktoberfest wenches, but a good wench is hard to find.
This Black Lace Collar Blouse, £30, doesn’t quite conjure up the heaving bosom of a maid milking that I envisaged, but I am rather fond of it.